I needed to make a "Bryan on twitter in 2020 appreciate post" so I could cross-reference it from a "good stuff in 2020 list" (and incidentally I guess from "how to use twitter" too), so here it is. I compiled these by loading his profile, scrolling down to last year, rereading the year by scrolling up, and selecting as I went without thinking too hard. If you have a favorite account of your own, I recommend doing this, faving as you go. "Released drafts," a microformat Bryan really lit up this year, that are difficult to find in search, are collected at the bottom as well.
do you think that maybe occam was involved in some convoluted secret schemes and was trying to cover his tracks
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) January 28, 2020
file transfer time estimates starting at like 18 hours but after 5 seconds changing to 4 minutes is extremely reflective of how i mentally approach all tasks
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) January 30, 2020
stalagmite, stalactite, first stalag i see tonite
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) March 22, 2020
does everyone else see the face of a benevolent bear in this rug pic.twitter.com/BLQCyeIsmk
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) April 23, 2020
a cool thing is when you watch a movie with your family and there’s a sex scene and everyone has to be like oh this is informative
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) May 20, 2020
hell yeah i will fav a tweet you wrote one second ago. i am on the app
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) June 7, 2020
they’re called umbro shorts because that is what you say if you see someone’s wiener peeking out of them
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) June 18, 2020
in the new blues clues steve has a vape pen and at the end of the episode he is like well we did not figure out blues clues. and that’s valid.
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) June 23, 2020
when i was little my dad used to play a game(?) with my brother and i where he would dim the table light and we’d all sit silently in the near-dark. he called it “the great depression” and we absolutely loved it
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) July 21, 2020
losing my fucking mind thinking about a bar where all the drinks are called “the frankenstein” and “the wolf man” and it’s just liquor with a plastic figurine in there
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) August 13, 2020
sometimes an abstract painting has a normal name like apple orchard. and i am like ok not really though
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) August 14, 2020
the first rule of fight cube is that you must fight on all 6 of its faces
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) August 16, 2020
woke up in the middle of the night and took extensive notes in other to recreate what i felt would be a deeply funny meme. pictured. pic.twitter.com/pr4z3VmzuA
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) October 24, 2020
(dream that make me wake up laughing) scene is in an office, two finance bros
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) November 18, 2020
first bro: here’s the tea- i’ve got a very interesting new possible investor- my sister just had a baby
second bro: (yelling) that’s weak tea!
(dream) held a sax-shaped piece of crispy fried chicken to my lips, the table laughed, and then i absolutely ripped the breakdown from 21st century schizoid man
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) December 12, 2020
imagining an elegiac hank william’s album called “there was never meant to be this much honky tonkin’”
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) September 28, 2020
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) July 28, 2020
releasing the drafts again pic.twitter.com/2KkQwXmtXH
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) September 15, 2020
this is how i tweet now pic.twitter.com/QI83r79lmM
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) September 27, 2020
begone pic.twitter.com/6pRodwOAy1
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) November 18, 2020
good@morning pic.twitter.com/QjLoq8aeZF
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) December 5, 2020
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) December 11, 2020
ok everyone have a nice one pic.twitter.com/6znCJa9bF2
— raisin bird (@Raisin_Bird) December 18, 2020