“I had a root canal, I went swimming in a river, I had another root canal, I went swimming in the river again, I went canoeing on the river, I made a zine, I went on short tour, I barely went swimming in a stream, I went swimming in the river again, I am going on tour, I am going to camp soon, I have been working a lot, my room is messy, I am hoping to live at Random next month, Lancaster is the best place in Pennsylvania, WAZZAAAHHHH.”